OK I made the 11 number up, and it is just to mock all the titles on health.com and so many websites, including this one sometimes, ha!
Did I say dorky? Why yes, I did, but I only meant that this is how rowlurblayding (rollerblading for you search engines out there) is presented in the little media coverage we get (except maybe that for the Northshore Inline Marathon, which seems to get great, serious, fun stories each year).
Here's a little fluff mentioned on the Pegasus Flyers inline skating (roadskating) list: